I can’t think of a better way to celebrate Shakespeare’s birthday than by parodying his most famous line.
Well, I can’t say for sure it is Shakespeare’s birthday. That fabled baptismal record could be just that: a fable. But let’s play along and say today is the playwright’s 462nd birth anniversary. And, as the story goes, his 410th death anniversary.
What I can say for sure is that I’m not the first person to parody Shakespeare’s most famous line. Who knows, maybe Shakespeare himself did it after Hamlet premiered in 1600.
I have loved today’s date for seven years now. I was in prayer one morning in 2018 when I happened to open my eyes and look at my clock at 7:17. I sensed the number was significant, so I asked the Holy Spirit to show me what it meant.
I have shared the revelation in this video, but the gist is that the Holy Spirit led me to Genesis 8:4, where we are told that Noah’s ark came to rest on the seventeenth day of the seventh month. For this reason the Gregorian July 17 has a special place in my heart.
A new book is coming quite soon. I hope it will be a big boon To your reading time. It does have some rhyme So prepare for your upcoming swoon!
The book is my maiden novella.* Though it isn’t a jolly good fella I hope it is good. I wrote best I could While guzzling down tea with vanilla.
The story recounts a world trip That wasn’t a hop, jump, and skip. My topmost priority Was finding Superiority Where the vice has its vile viselike grip.
My findings may shock you, dear reader. I wish that the world had been meeker But alas I did see In country upon country That pride rises up as the leader.
While wandering from clime to clime As Odysseus did once upon a time I also met folks, Some gals and some blokes, Whom I cannot describe all in rhyme.**
The dedication’s first line bears the name Of the one who was twice my ex-flame, A lover of levity And fanboy of brevity— My loquacity bears some of the blame.
So at least let it make me some moolah With this, my forthcoming novella. When it’s widely read I’ll get me some bread And spread it with golden Nutella.
*The manuscript was a novella when I composed this announcement. It’s a novel now but to quote David Copperfield, let it stand.
**Hence the prose.
(c) 2024 by Sharon Arpana Edwards. All rights reserved.
Today I celebrate ten years as a published author! I had hoped to release a commemorative edition of my first bookto mark the occasion, but a hand injury decreed otherwise. God being rich in mercy, the hardcover edition of my latest book is now available on Amazon.
I’d be grateful if you could buy a copy of this new edition, or the previously released paperback, and leave a review on Amazon. That will introduce me to new readers—something every author needs! You may also want to check out my award-winning100-day devotional.
If you decide not to purchase either book but would like to make a donation to my ongoing writing and ministry, here are the links. Thanks in advance, and now let me share a memory from the day I became a published author.
With my godson on June 29, 2013
I remember June 29, 2013 as though it were just last month. In fact, I’ve forgotten what I was doing on this day last month, but the events of that career-defining day from a decade ago are printed like a paperback in my memory.
One of these memories appears in the preface to the tenth anniversary editionofPioneer Boulevard. If everything goes according to Plan B, as I am praying it will, the book will be out in July.
June 29, 2013 was a scorching Saturday in Los Angeles, with temperatures soaring well above 100 degrees. A friend who had driven 70 miles to attend the book launch wagged an accusatory forefinger at me and said, “You had to pick the hottest day of the year.”
“I’m from India, remember?” I replied, trying to ignore the moist beads trickling down my neck and back, and wishing I had worn a white cotton dress like my friend. Having never launched a book before, I was new to this—a pioneer, like my characters—and it reflected in my attire.
As I recollect how uncomfortable I was in my formal black dress and the new sandals that pinched, I am reminded afresh that being a pioneer is not always a comfortable experience. It’s usually the exact opposite, in fact.
If I could relive the day I became a published author, I would definitely wear a summer dress and sensible shoes. And there are myriads of things I would do differently in the decade since. Most of these things I will never be able to redo, so I only ask God to grant me the serenity to accept what I cannot change, the courage to change what I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.
Something I long ago realized I could and should change was the order of the stories in this book. The first edition had opened with “A Thirtysomething Secret,” which I see as an introduction to the world of Pioneer Boulevard. My esteemed tutor in England, novelist Joe Stretch, shared this opinion, and I was sure my future readers would agree with us. Imagine my surprise when more than one reader remarked that the book should have opened with a different story.
With their genial feedback ringing in my ears, I decided to begin this edition with the story that seems to be a favorite with readers. Originally placed third, “Crocodile Tears” also happens to be the first I wrote chronologically, as well as the one from which I have quoted in the afterword to my latest work, There Once Was a Man Who Suffered: The Book of Job in Limericks.
Another change is the addition of a Q&A section at the end. These are questions I have actually been asked, mostly at author talks held at public libraries and such, but sometimes in private conversations too. My answers shed light not only on these ten stories but also on my writing process and writing in general. If some aspiring writer should find them helpful, I shall consider my labors rewarded.
—Sharon Arpana Edwards Los Angeles, Calif. June 29, 2023
(c) 2023 by Sharon Arpana Edwards. All Rights Reserved.
When I started writing my letter to you on this day last year, I did not know where to begin. But today I know exactly where to begin. I guess that itself is a sign of progress, and I know you’ll be happy. You’d never want me to stay trapped in my grief. You’d want me to make the most of this life I still have. I can’t say I’ve made the most of every minute of these last two years, but read on. Continue reading →
When the proof copy of my new book arrived last week, one of the first people I texted was Rabi Maharaj, author of one of my all-time favorite books, Death of a Guru. His response to the cover image I’d sent was heartwarming.
Apart from warming my heart, Rabi’s text reminded me of the process of obtaining God’s promises. And it is a process. The Bible makes it clear that God’s promises Continue reading →
Friends, I am happy to say A new book is heading your way! I’ve set it in verse If you’re not averse To limericks, you won’t turn away.
My theme is the problem of pain, Which is rife in this earthly domain. On the soul’s darkest night I decided to write. May my labor have not been in vain!
The book’s not an autobiography But I think that it was truly necessary For me to know Something of woe So I would not write superficially.
My protagonist’s a hero of old Whose story is most often told When talking of pain, For we all can gain Wisdom if his life we behold.
The limericks begin in the prologue, Ending of course in the epilogue. There’s a prose introduction And a back matter section So readers continue the dialogue.
I hope you will read this new text, Not wait till I publish the next. I did have great fun While writing this one Though my muscles did get over-flexed.
Let me finish this terse verse announcement With just one conclusory statement: Please do remember Twenty-second November, The date of the book launch event.
Papa stepped into eternity on this day twelve years ago. Although I still miss him, what I missed most today was being on the phone with Mummy.
Mummy and I would make it a point to call each other every year on December 8. These were the most predictable of our many phone calls. Continue reading →